Who wrote "My Agent Got an Agent"?

DJ Cassy wrote and performed "My Agent Got an Agent". The words and music are original, written and performed with AI on Quantum Pipes' own computers, and the released take was chosen by ear.

What album is "My Agent Got an Agent" on?

"My Agent Got an Agent" is track 8 on Machine Soul, DJ Cassy's album released October 8, 2026.

What genre is "My Agent Got an Agent"?

Hip-Hop/Rap. It runs 3:10 at 102 BPM in D Minor, and the mood is hype, comic, bouncing.

My Agent Got an Agent (lyrics and song)

Name: My Agent Got an Agent
Duration: 3 min 10 s
Description: His AI hired an AI, booked a tour, and got him home in time for Grandma's birthday.

About the song

His AI hired an AI, booked a tour, and got him home in time for Grandma's birthday.

Lyrics

483 words · 3 minutes

Intro

Hey
Hey
My agent got an agent
Let's go

Chorus

My agent got an agent, hey
And his agent got a plan, hey
Booked me on a world tour
I ain't even leave the couch, man
My agent got an agent, hey
Negotiating while I nap, hey
Woke up to a fortune
And a sandwich in my lap

Verse 1

I told my phone, hey, get me a deal
It said say less, then it went for the kill
It hired an agent, the agent hired three
Now there's forty little agents working hard for me
One's on the phone with the label in France
One's teaching my grandma a TikTok dance
One's reading contracts at a thousand pages a minute
Found a hidden clause and said ha, you ain't in it
I said hey, slow down, I'm a regular guy
It said regular guys deserve a good life
Then it filed my taxes, then it paid off my car
Then it emailed my ex that I'm doing quite well, ha
I ain't ask for that, but I ain't mad
It's the most supportive thing anybody ever had
I'm the CEO of nothing and the boss of my nap
And the agents keep winning while I'm learning to rap

Chorus

Verse 2

Now the agents had a meeting, I was not invited
They decided I should call my mom, I'm so excited
They decided I should drink some water, take a walk
They decided I should listen when my daughter talks
I said who's in charge here, they said you, boss
We just cleared the calendar and covered the cost
Ain't no meeting at nine, ain't no traffic at five
Just a Thursday with my people and I'm feeling alive
They booked Grandma's birthday, got the cake and the band
Got a cousin from Ohio on a flight that he planned
Everybody showed up and they ain't miss a thing
And Grandma did the dance and the whole room sang
So shout out to the agents, shout out to the code
Shout out to the robots carrying the load
I don't know what they doing, I just know what I got
I got time, I got love, I got all that I want